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Somewhere, a desk review looked at three hundred photos of smoke-stained drywall and typed one word: "cleanable." You've photographed every wall, run the cleanings, and the room still smells like a campfire. This can cooler is for the fire estimators, PMs and owners who have argued that scope more times than they can count.
The design is a round badge: a crossed dry-cleaning sponge and scraper over smoke wisps, "CLEANABLE." arched across the top in big sarcastic air quotes, and "per desk review" along the bottom rocker. The air quotes do all the talking. Keep your drink cold while the supplement sits in review.