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The air is holding more water than your crew is holding hope. Our hero badge says it plainly: a tired rubber-hose skeleton in a hard hat, squinting at a moisture meter, ringed by HIGH GPP. LOW EXPECTATIONS. If you know what grains per pound means at 2 a.m. in a flooded basement, this one's yours.
Around the badge you get a spread of smaller meter and dehu gags, made for hard hats, meter cases, toolboxes and the side of the dehu that's been running since Tuesday. It works as a stocking stuffer, a shop-counter add-on, or a quiet nod to the tech who actually reads the psychrometric chart.