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Zero Atlantic hurricanes. Somehow you still tarped every roof in the parish and ran out of air movers by July. Everybody keeps calling it a slow year, usually right before asking when you can get to their place.
This die-cut decal shows the single red pennant with the black center square, the real tropical storm warning signal. Weather-watchers and storm crews will know it on sight. Everyone else just sees a flag. A distressed banner underneath carries the phrase, with oversized quote marks doing the heavy lifting, and a small 2026 stamp sits on the pole for the record. Put it on the hard hat or the toolbox so the next person who says "only" has something to read while you finish the board-up.