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Keep The Zipper Closed Chest Patch Tee

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Keep The Zipper Closed Chest Patch Tee

Keep The Zipper Closed Chest Patch Tee

$27.99
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You built the containment. You taped every seam. You hung the zipper door like a professional. Then somebody walked through it and left it wide open like it was a screen door at the lake house. This one's for the tech who has said "zipper" more times today than anything else.

The Zipper Patch Badge sits on the left chest in hi-vis yellow and black, styled like a safety sign because, honestly, it should be one. KEEP THE ZIPPER CLOSED arcs around the ring, framing a zipper pull crossed with a roll of poly tape. Small, official-looking, and quietly judgmental. Containment discipline, worn.

  • Unisex staple t-shirt in Military Green
  • Small round left-chest design, printed on the front
  • Hi-vis yellow and black safety-sign style artwork
  • Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
  • Printed on demand by our print partner
  • Ships in the US