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Somebody always leaves it open. You build the containment, you set the negative air, you tape every seam like your reputation depends on it, and then someone walks out for a coffee and leaves the zipper door hanging wide. This one's for the mold tech who has said "zipper" more times today than "hello."
The back carries a large parody safety sign: a red NOTICE header over a white panel, a crossed-out stick figure strolling out of the poly with the door flapping behind them, and the rule in bold black block letters: KEEP THE ZIPPER CLOSED. Wear it on the job and let the shirt do the reminding for you.