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You built the containment. You taped every seam. You set up negative air and hung the zipper door like a proud parent. Then somebody strolled right through it and left it hanging open. Every remediator has yelled the line. Now you can wear it.
This one keeps it simple: distressed stencil block letters stacked big across the front, a zipper running down the middle like the real thing, and a little trail of spore dots underneath, right where they always end up. It's a joke and a reminder at the same time. Close the door behind you.