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The room was "cleanable." Per desk review. Never mind that it still smelled like a campfire after the third cleaning, or that you photographed every wall, ceiling and outlet cover to prove it. This one's for the estimators, PMs and owners who have argued smoke odor scope from a phone in a truck and kept their voice level the whole time.
Big distressed stencil "CLEANABLE." in ash grey, wrapped in oversized ember-orange air quotes, with a small typewriter line underneath: per desk review. Above it, a burnt-out, soot-blackened armchair with smoke still curling off it, getting an optimistic spritz from one little spray bottle. No names, no sour grapes. Just the air quotes doing the heavy lifting, like they always have.