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You've heard it. Probably this week. A room that still smells like a campfire after three cleanings, and somewhere a desk review calls it "cleanable." This tee puts that word right where it belongs: in big, sarcastic air quotes on your chest.
The Soot Sponge Badge is a small left-chest patch design with a crossed dry-cleaning sponge and scraper over smoke wisps, "CLEANABLE." arched across the top and per desk review on the bottom rocker. Made for the fire estimators, PMs and owners who have photographed every single wall to prove the odor doesn't wipe off. No names, no hard feelings. Just the documentation.