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The desk review says "cleanable." The room says otherwise, three cleanings later. You have the photos: every wall, every ceiling, every cabinet that still smells like the fire. This one's for the estimators, PMs and owners who have heard "just wipe it down" one too many times.
The Soot Sponge Badge puts a crossed dry-cleaning sponge and scraper over smoke wisps, with "CLEANABLE." arched on top in big sarcastic air quotes and 'per desk review' along the bottom rocker. Slap it on the truck door and let the parking lot at the next walkthrough figure out the rest.