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Late November, the first hard freeze hits, and the phone stops being quiet until sometime after New Year's. Your crew answers it anyway, on holidays, at 2 a.m., in crawlspaces colder than the pipes they're drying out. This one's a toast to them.
The design is a safety-sign parody in hi-vis yellow and black: a NOTICE header over a stick-figure tech raising a coffee mug beside a frozen, dripping pipe. The sign says it plainly: Pipes Froze. We Didn't. A crew gift that says thanks without getting sappy, and lets them brag in their own terms.