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You know the line. Eight hours in containment, half-face cinched down, and you come out to lunch with a pale mask outline pressed into red cheeks. The crew notices. The crew always notices. This sheet is for the techs who wear that dent like a badge, because it kind of is one.
The hero is a rubber-hose tired tech peeling off a half-face respirator, mask outline and all, with a curved 'RESPIRATOR TAN' banner under the chin. Six supporting gag stickers surround it in safety yellow, black and white with a peach skin tone. Stick one on your respirator case, your hard hat or your lunch cooler, then hand the rest to whoever's tan line is worst this week. The hazard is serious. The tan line is fair game.